Hello there children uncle Jack here with a rather interesting request.

I've always wanted to showcase my humble collection of animations on youtube, but I continuously fail at converting them to the right file format.

What I'm asking of one of you golden children is to add me on msn (gorilla781@hotmail.com) at which point I'll send you the necessary files so that YOU can do all the converting for me, after which you'll send them back to me and I'll stick them on tube of you.

Please one of you do this for me. I lack the technical know how. I'll give you my eternal respect.

Who the fuck is in charge of news posts and why do they never put mine on the front page? I'll fuck you with a rake.