Wow!
Wow this was a straight up carbon copy of that blob short that David Firth made for playboy! I feel slightly hypocritical saying this because I'm often accused of ripping of Firth's work myself...but this so blatantly and obviously stolen directly from his mind. Maybe if you said something about it being a homage to his work in the author comments I could forgive you for this, but you didn't so I can't. Good day sir.