Score: 10

"Excellent work"

submission: The Body Count

date: May 13, 2009

This was a deliciously greasy and entertaining piece of work sir. I only wish something violently fantastic happened to the new inventors host I can't stand his face. I hope you get a fantastic mark for this.

Score: 10

"Sad but Excellent"

submission: =aDarknessInApril=

date: April 30, 2009

I usually try to steer clear of Pico flashes but I was interested to see what you'd come up with. I think this was magical and I loved the eyelid POV thing. Very crisp.

Score: 8

"That was GREAT!"

submission: Juliet Morphina

date: February 28, 2009

Fantastic drawing AND animation. It was beautiful. But you spoiled it a little bit by including the word "coma" in your review.

Score: 10

"HAHA"

submission: Pen License

date: November 23, 2008

I forgot all about pen licensing. So ridiculous. My primary school teacher enjoyed gluing pictures of celebrities onto our pen licenses. I got Elvis Presely. I look nothing like fucking Elvis.

Score: 10

"Soothing"

submission: Brain Food

date: November 17, 2008

For some reason I felt so at peace and relaxed once this man's inner-face broccoli was revealed. I feel like unearthing my inner vegetable now.

This is my absoloute favourite kind of animation. There aren't enough of them on newgrounds. Music was great. Drawings were great. Jerky animation fitted perfectly. That walk cycle needs fixing though. How do you feel about being compared to David Firth? I get that alot aswell.

Score: 10

"Crisp"

submission: Dog Of Man

date: November 8, 2008

Incredible animation as per usual. No lagging whatsoever on my end. Textures and drawings were really crisp. I felt physically ill when the Dogman ascended. His reflection in the blood looked fantastic.

Score: 5

"Yum"

submission: Corn Chowder

date: November 7, 2008

Despite how boring and pointless this game is....I do like the sound of corn chowder and I might give it a try some time. I'll exclude the onion though...fucking hate onions.

Score: 7

"Tight"

submission: The Murderer

date: November 5, 2008

That was a solid effort. Very Crisp. Very Clean. Fits the song considerably well. A little too cartooney for my tastes however. AND - thanks to Tiny Tim for giving you the song? How about thanks to THE AVALANCHES for MAKING THE SONG!? HM? HMmm?

Stay Fresh.

Score: 10

"Sean"

submission: A Short Film About Memory

date: October 28, 2008

So this has been a favourite of mine for a while now, and after watching it for the 100000th time last night, I decided to dust off my old Cranberries album and I jammed to that shit driving to and from college today. I was bowled over by a gigantic wave of unimagaineable nostalgia. Thankyou.

Score: 9

"Tripped out!"

submission: One Big Morphing Orgasm

date: October 27, 2008

Wow! That was incredibly trippy. Fantastic work lads. I wish I got my shit together I would have enjoyed being a part of this...